Hurley Tiny owned a bar--the Blue Plate-in Holden Mass.-just outside of Worcester - When he inherited it from his father,it was an"old folk's"bar.Tiny put in a stage and started booking live music.Rock'n roll,Blues--The Rounders/Clamtones played there everytime we were in the area.We'd play Thurs.-Sat. and park the bus and campers in the back of the parking lot.Tiny would be our host. Hurley had a '40 Chevy and would go out "marauding" He had a set up for drinkin' and drivin'. The locals measured distance in six packs. From East Fairfield to Burlington, for instance, was one six pack plus one six pack per passenger unless the passenger was female which would be one half six pack. The problem was that you would have to stop all the time to pee. Michael had a rig that used a cup from an automatic cow milker that fit over his dick with a tube that ran down his leg and out thru the floorboard so he could drink 16 oz PBRs and pee without pulling over. Montpelier Vt.Everclear '79--Snockgrass Recent Developments Piss Crystals---Cats---Kitten in Weber's hair etc Peter is very busy--Family--etc. Jeff's Dead Coyotes Howlin'--Must Sleep! Observations - Misc. I,ve learned much about being successful in the Music Biz during my time in the Rounders,but unfortunately,most of it consists of"If you want to be successful,Don't do this, Don't do that,and certainly,DON'T do THAT!!!" WEBER! The Wimpin' Weebs - - Jeffrey started calling him"Uncle Wiggly"in the early '70s because he had that wigglin'staggering kind of walk--he was always falling down and always seemed to be leaning on something. Somewhere around 1980 he dubbed him"The Human Tragedy". Jack the Fluke rolled thru Portland during one of Weber's junkie runs and observed that Weber was"A mere shadow of his former shadow".Jill had the ability to get to the heart of the situation and express it succinctly.She simply said:"Weber has no shame.".She would call Jeffrey"The most charming Asshole you'll ever meet." Cocktail Recipies--- The Cocktail that lasts all Day:: 1 8 OZ Bottle of Codiene Cough Syrup---Hycodin,,Robitussin AC etc 1 pint Vodka;; 1 Qt Orange Juice;; Mix above ingredients in a large container,;Enjoy over ice, It doesen't matter if you drink it all at once or just sip away--It still lasts all day-----Jeff. Jeff+Wayne's Purple Jesus Punch--- 1 Qt Ginger Ale- 1 Qt Grape Juice- 1 Qt Orange Juice- 1 Qt Night Train Express(Or any other fine 21%Fortified Wine) 1 Fifth Everclear 190 Proof Grain Alcohol- Mix the above ingredients in a shatterproof punchbowl over ice--serve in paper or plastic cups. Uncle Wiggley's Wine Spo-De-O-Dee--- 1 Qt.Night Train Express(or any other fine 21%Fortified Wine) 1 8 Oz.bottle of Codiene Cough Syrup OR-1 Half Pint 100 Proof Bourbon Whiskey Drink 8 Oz of the Night Train out of the bottle,Add the Cough Syrup to the remainder,Shake Well,,Enjoy!! Opium Tea --Take a large pot and stuff it as full as possible with dried poppy pods,stems,etc.Fill pot with water,bring to a boil and simmer on the woodstove all day,adding water to keep it full-Strain-- into cups with honey and Lemon.Drink hot in winter,over ice in summer.Refrigerate remainder. We'd been up on crank and alcohol since Friday night.About 9:00 Sunday morning we're playin' pool,drinkin' beers and yackin' alot.A car pulls up the driveway -- Brand new -- Shiny -- Two men in suits get out. "COPS!!" yells Steve. Mark grabs the shotgun next to the front door as they come up the steps. Mark opens the door. "Hi! What ya want?" "Hello, Would you like to talk about Jesus?" Mark points the shotgun up at his head-- "Would you like to MEET Jesus???" They went away. E.T.C.- Mrs. Ambrose- Gumble-